Paralysed by the blood of Christ.
I wonder what would happen if I told this poor kid that their little dream wasn’t really anything like what they think. Like, I’d almost be afraid to, I wouldn’t want to break their little hearts.
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
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