Check out the LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS interview with @theicarusline words by @stevie_chick photos by @gullickphoto
Lengthy interview with Joe Cardamone, singer of the Icarus Line: The Most Rock and Roll Band On Earth.
wizardpink asked: Now that you're back in PA what are you doing for a living?
I am back to working as a caterer at a hotel in Bethlehem. I hate weddings. I’m looking for something else.
Heh heh heh.
I want to feel better about myself.
Cross out everything you’ve ever done:
Had a beer Smoked an entire cigarette Written on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight.
- Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended.
- Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat
- Been pregnant.
Camped out Swam in the ocean.
- Wore a bikini
Driven a car Been sent to the principal. Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to summer school. Got worse than a D Got A’s and B’s. Read an entire book. Recorded my own music.
- Had an xbox.
- Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets. Wore skinny jeans. Hated someone. Been cheated on.
- Cheated on someone.
Practised Christianity. Worn makeup. Lied to my parents about where I was going. Had surgery. Had my license.
- Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black. Broken someone’s heart. Had my heart broken. Cried for an hour straight Lost something very valuable. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. Broken a bone. Gotten stung by a bee. Eaten something bad/expired. Threw up from being so drunk. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. Danced with someone of the same sex.
- Owned an ipod
- Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.
- Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week. Moved out. Ran away. Had a job. Been fired. Lied to a friend. Lied to a family member. Had a Facebook.
- Posted a video on Youtube.
- Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone
- Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
- Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
- Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat. Had fast food. Been to Church.
- Been to Canada
- Been married.
- Had a divorce.
Broke a glass
- Hugged someone today.
- Texted someone today.
- Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window. Ignored a text from someone on purpose. Wished you were somebody else. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them. Been to a concert Seen your favourite band live Met a celebrity Met your favourite band Own more than 10 CD’s
Tanz mit mir.
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
THE BEACH WAS TOO SANDY!!!!!! wins